The fact that there's no ranch-flavored lip liner to go with this is a missed opportunity...
Applebee's is now selling its own line of lip glosses that are supposed to taste like chicken wings.
It's called Saucy Gloss, and there are four types: Hot Buffalo, Sweet Chile, Honey Pepper, and Barbecue.
If that's something you'd actually WANT to wear, they partnered with a make-up brand, and they're selling them at WinkyLux.com/SaucyGloss.
Each tube costs $18, or you can get all four for $65.
They're using the tagline "Taste My Face."