There's a line in the movie "Tommy Boy" about how someone could sell a KETCHUP POPSICLE to someone in white gloves. Well, it only took about 25 years, but you can finally have a ketchup popsicle.
French's has partnered with a Canadian popsicle company to create a ketchup popsicle called the "French'sicle." It's described as "perfectly savory, with a hint of salty sweetness."
The bad news is you can only purchase these at pop-up locations in Canada, BUT they have provided a recipe so that you can make them at home. There are only four ingredients, so it won't be torture.