It's old-fashioned, outdated chivalry for men to KISS a woman's hand when greeting her. These days, most people would say it's cheesy. And now, it could be cheesy, LITERALLY.
Velveeta has launched a new cheese-scented nail polish. So there's finally a way for a woman to make it look and smell like she just made some macaroni and cheese, and hasn't washed her hands.
It's called "Velveeta Pinkies Out Polish", and it includes a cheese-scented red and yellow nail polish duo for $15. They are also selling "That's La Dolce Velveeta" nail stickers for $4.99.
To be clear, the nail polish just smells like Velveeta, it wasn't made with it, so you'll definitely want to avoid eating it.
The products are available at NailsInc.com while supplies last. They're also supposed to be on Amazon, but I couldn't find them there.