Photo: Getty Images
A poll finds that millennials have fonder Christmas memories they make as adults than children. Which sounds odd, but will make a lot more sense after you check out today's list of the . . . Top 5 Reasons Christmas is Better When You're Older.
Under mistletoe, your grandkids HAVE to kiss you on the lips.
Back pain pills go great with eggnog.
You enjoy a candy cane more when you walk with a real one.
The extra light from the Christmas tree makes it easier to read John Grisham.
If you get run over by a reindeer, the kids have a great song to play at the funeral.
Your giant nativity scene means there's less lawn to yell at kids to get off of.
Unlike any other month, listening to Bing Crosby means you have "holiday spirit."
Four words: pumpkin spice denture cream.
Thanks to the clip-on antlers, your beige Buick looks even more like a reindeer.
The smell of a real Christmas tree neutralizes your nursing home's stench of death.