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A survey finds that 52% of parents love trick-or-treating with their kids and 81% of kids eat all their candy in a week. But after that, things get interesting. As you'll see with today's list of the . . . Top 5 Surprisingly Honest Halloween Survey Results.
84% of trick-or-treaters would rather eat raw goat testicles than Whoppers.
75% of your friends think you should skip the hideous monster costume and just go as yourself.
43% of people mistake that plastic skeleton decoration for Celine Dion.
54% of trick-or-treaters who find razor blades in their Snickers are little brats who deserve it.
62% of guys with man-buns accidentally give trick-or-treaters their edibles.
38% of partygoers wind up with oral herpes after bobbing for apples.
Only 6% of adults who say "Oh, what an adorable princess!" actually think your kid is adorable.
82% of adults who answer the door in a costume are sad, lonely weirdos who should be kept away from your child.
0% of trick-or-treaters think your "Ima Goner" tombstone is clever.