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It comes in a bag that says "TJ Maxx."
It's a box of a dozen chocolates. But before you bought it, it contained two dozen chocolates.
When you squeeze, push or sit on it, it emits a fart sound.
Instead of a bottle that says "Chanel," the fragrance comes in a can that says "Right Guard."
It's two tickets to see "Hamilton" . . . GEORGE Hamilton.
You got a great deal on it because it was used.
It comes with a card that includes the phrase ". . . of-the-month-club."
Instead of Oprah's "Favorite Things", you got it from Joe Rogan's.
All your idiot single friends think it's a GREAT Valentine's Day gift.