Some fans figured out that Zach Top was married a while ago, but quietly got divorced. And since then, little has been known of Zach's dating history . . . until now.
A girl named Amelia apparently made a hard-launch of their relationship on TikTok and revealed that they also got a cute dog together, too. She said that Zach didn't want the dog at first, but now they're best friends.
Needless to say, women on the Internet are not pleased with this development. Here are some of the funniest comments on her relationship-announcement post:
1. "Respectfully happy for y'all, but this ruined my life."
2. "Yep . . . Calling in today."
3. "I am so happy for you! (worst day of my life)."
4. "I'm sick to my stomach, but congratulations."
5. "As a happily married woman, I'm devastated."
So, there it is, folks. Zach Top is off the market. I'll give you some time to process your grief.
